Denial

Their blood is on YOUR hands

Their blood is on YOUR hands

Do you own a wedding ring? Well, you are an outrageous b*tch! Most diamonds come from a black market in Africa, where gangs use violence and murder to produce diamond profits. Thousands of little boys and girls are hacked to pieces with machetes because you had to have your precious diamond. But you don’t care [...]

Dry idea

Dry idea

I don’t want alcohol at my wedding. I don’t mean to be a Bridezilla, but I don’t want it. I have a history of alcoholism all throughout my family line and I don’t want that temptation to be there for them. Not to mention the fact that my Christian beliefs keep me away from the [...]

A list of honest wedding song lyrics

A list of honest wedding song lyrics

Wedache’s latest list: honest wedding song lyrics. Because if the songs chosen for this monumental moment ‘celebration’ were truthful, we’d all be much more entertained at the wedding. “But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.” (h/t to comedian Tim Hawkins) “You can’t always get what you want.” (h/t to comedian Tim Hawkins)  

Daily List: The Lies Fiancés Tell

Daily List: The Lies Fiancés Tell

Daily List: The Lies Fiances Tell Wedache’s contributors are adding one lie a day for at least a month. You have a few to share? Get it off your mind by telling us. “I am so excited to be getting married.” “I love spending time with your mom.” “No, your ass doesn’t look big in those [...]

I deserve it, don’t you think?

I deserve it, don’t you think?

Dear Boyfriend: I thought I would give you the reasons why the love of your life (That’s me … or, at least that’s what you said last night!) deserves the world’s first all-diamond ring. This 150 carat, sparkling piece of bling was meant for me. Don’t you think I deserve it? For the 150 pairs [...]

The pill

The pill

She sets an alarm to remind her to take the pill. And this alarm goes off at 7 p.m. every, single, day. But I never actually see her take the d*mned pill. I want to sprint to her purse, tear open the zipper, grab the pill, cram it in her throat, smother her with a [...]

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