WTF file

WTF file

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Sporting events are meant for sports, NOT WEDDING PROPOSALS! I don’t even like inviting women to games. One grows weary of inane questions that run the gamut from “Is that bad that he dropped the ball?” to “People are pretty excited that he kicked a touchdown, [...]

Your wedache could win you $300

Your wedache could win you $300

At Wedache, we’re all about honesty. In fact, your honesty could now win you $300. Wedaches are natural during the wedding process, and documenting your wedache stories will enter you into the Wedache.com Amazon gift card contest. So go ahead, don’t be shy. Be proud of your honesty, empathize with the rest of the wedding [...]

Their blood is on YOUR hands

Their blood is on YOUR hands

Do you own a wedding ring? Well, you are an outrageous b*tch! Most diamonds come from a black market in Africa, where gangs use violence and murder to produce diamond profits. Thousands of little boys and girls are hacked to pieces with machetes because you had to have your precious diamond. But you don’t care [...]

Game-day conversations

Game-day conversations

You get to choose your wife, but you don’t get to choose your mother-in-law. This truism reared its ugly head last fall as I sat in front of the tube watching football. It started with coughs – scratch that – saliva-soaked shotgun blasts that were forcefully discharged into my personal airspace. Then came the nonsensical stories [...]

Dry idea

Dry idea

I don’t want alcohol at my wedding. I don’t mean to be a Bridezilla, but I don’t want it. I have a history of alcoholism all throughout my family line and I don’t want that temptation to be there for them. Not to mention the fact that my Christian beliefs keep me away from the [...]

A list of honest wedding song lyrics

A list of honest wedding song lyrics

Wedache’s latest list: honest wedding song lyrics. Because if the songs chosen for this monumental moment ‘celebration’ were truthful, we’d all be much more entertained at the wedding. “But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.” (h/t to comedian Tim Hawkins) “You can’t always get what you want.” (h/t to comedian Tim Hawkins)  

Daily List: The Lies Fiancés Tell

Daily List: The Lies Fiancés Tell

Daily List: The Lies Fiances Tell Wedache’s contributors are adding one lie a day for at least a month. You have a few to share? Get it off your mind by telling us. “I am so excited to be getting married.” “I love spending time with your mom.” “No, your ass doesn’t look big in those [...]

Punch drunk love

Punch drunk love

Men visit wedache.com to temporarily alleviate the migraine that is their marriage.  Pretty sure the owners of the site would pay a king’s ransom (or $100) to hear about this guy’s wedache. Sharing anecdotes about the dynamic of this family relationship (particularly the story about how his wife accidentally “fell” before the photo was taken) would probably give him [...]

My two moms

My two moms

Once a young lad gets married, he experiences the exhilaration of having two moms.  For many single guys, it’s an eye-opening dichotomy that needs to be examined before they utter that ominous phrase “I do.” Consider … Your mother loves you with all of her heart. Your mother-in-law loves the fact that you have a [...]

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